@%$^ You!

"There's just one thing, dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

So, a few days ago a random person commented on a totally random review of mine. This anonymous person felt the need to point out that I swear to much in my reviews and in general on this blog. They went on to say that its not very professional, people wont take me serious and that I'm not a bad ass.

Okay. I had to think about this for a few days. First and for most you should understand that people have been swearing in front of me since I was a tiny child. My dad used to have insane arguments with my mom and my older brother and quite frequently naughty words/phrases like, 'Fuck' or 'Goddamn it' made an appearance. It was only natural that a small child like me would pick them up and make them regulars in their vocabulary. It didn't help any that I had a childhood friend whose vocab consisted mostly of, "Fuck," "Bitch," "Cunt," "Asshole" and so on. I remember it was quite a regular thing where I would swear in front of my parents, they'd get pissed and asked me where I learned such words. Well, it was you, dad.

Professional? I don't know if you noticed but there's nothing professional or technical about this blog. I mostly write reviews on albums that have been out for ages now if not decades sometimes and usually I tend to avoid newer stuff due to lack of interest in it. Along the way I've probably broke ever rule in review writing and even on those rare occasions when I get technical I feel odd, because its not like everyone knows what the fuck a tremolo riff is or what blasting is.

There's also alcohol reviews here and generally before I finish off a review I finish off a bottle, which may bring out the rowdier side in me, which may include cuss words. I don't swear to try to be a bad ass either. For example having me write something like, "...this goddamn album is fucking awesome!" is by no means an attempt to look cool or tough, in fact its done mostly for the potential humor. It's not necessarily meant to be taken entirely seriously. I may have long hair, a beard on my chin and bulky arms, but I'd never think of myself as some sort of bad ass. No.

This is just the way I am. I go on dates with pretty girls and I cuss, I swear in front of my co-workers, bosses, parents, brothers, friends, strangers, neighbors, cats, kids, etc. If you can't deal with that then go fuck yourself. My blog, my voice, my thoughts, my rules you goddamn, ass.

Furthermore maybe I need to put some sort of warning before entering this blog so those that are easily offended can get an early warning. In any case, Lunar Hypnosis continues onward as ever cuss words a plenty and if you don't like it then too damn bad, boy. Thank you and have a nice fucking evening! :D